By Suzanne Carré
Vampires do not have straight sex. Even if the position they use is recognizable, the stimulation is by our standards “normal,” and the result achieved comparable to our sexual experience, vampires bite each other. This one deviation puts everything vampires do sexually into the kinky basket.
Vampires also bend the rules in sex so much that irrespective if the couple is male and female, they are having more fun than their physical bodies allow. With psychic sex, and alternative routes to ecstasy available to vampires, then we would think that’s the limit of vampire sexuality. No, vampires go further to bend even the gender rules, and this time I’ll explain how they do this and why.
Boy Girl with Girl Boy
In this case, consider a vampire couple where the male plays the female role (boy girl) in sex.
How?
He simply withdraws his genitalia into an abdominal cavity designed to house this precious cargo.
Why would he want to do that?
Male vampires often retract their soft and delicate appendages so they can participate in games with the females. Tussling and chasing each other to the extreme, when vampires play these games, is dangerous (not violent) but it proves necessary to protect against any injury. Games vampires play always end in sex so the male does not want to be in pain or he might miss out.
But how does that affect his masculinity? It doesn’t have any effect on his male qualities. This is not a form of castration (not even temporarily) so he still feels male, and has all the sexuality of a male vampire. Masculine to vampires is a matter of controlling the force of love, and not by displaying a body image.
Now, for his partner, imagine a female vampire playing the male role (girl boy) to match his sexual inclination.
How does she do this?
She simply wears a MET. The MET (that’s its name—it’s not an acronym) is a specialized sex toy designed to give the female sexually equivalent male attributes. With a MET she can not only pleasure her partner but also derive the same stimulation, as if she were male.
How does it work?
It is a mechanical device designed to give feedback to the wearer so while she copies the sexual activity normally preformed by the male, the exquisite sensations derived by the MET ensures her physical pleasure, and her control of the excitation. Each type of movement will produce its own sensation.
So where do I buy a MET?
Sorry, this sex toy is not known to the human race, but you never know, someone might manufacture it in the future.
Okay, now back to the pair of vampires. Just because he is playing the female role, and conveniently changed his anatomy to be comparably female, doesn’t mean he will recline first. There are no rules governing the behavior of either vampire now they have coupled. Irrespective the vampires have exchanged gender roles, they still have the psychic option to maintain their own sexuality, that is, she can control the supernatural exchange. They also have physical options to mix and match their sex where he will use his tongue in the male way while she penetrates his body.
But why does the male do this? We know what she’s feeling, but what does he get out of it?
Males only retract their sensitive parts. So within the pocket, he can erect as required (and vampire males have fine control over the stiffness and bulk they wish to retain). This means that with every stroke the female produces with the MET, she has a firm surface to rub against. That this happens internally is highly erotic, and sexually effective for the male.
Sex Toys—pick one, pick two
Male vampires don’t only retract to accept a partner in intercourse. Often the male will pocket his parts so he can wear a MET too. Why? Because in sex (the old-fashioned way) the stimulation is by friction but with the MET inserted within his genital pouch, the male can vibrate himself to paradise.
But it doesn’t end there. Seeing he can create two orifices, he can wear either one or two METs and offer his girl twice as much of him as she had before. Females also don two METs so they can likewise couple with a male and give him a double treat. The only consideration is the coordinated movements (and pillows to adjust the orientation), but the vampires have four coital thrusts to use, when there is more than one simultaneous connection.
Monogamy and Polygamy
Vampires also exchange gender in completely psychic ways. The usual way is for the male to connect minds with his wife so they project their influence to have their sexuality combined indistinguishably. If the couple reside in a collective, they often make this type of sex public, in this case allowing the hunting females to connect with the couple, and share a power available only when the vampires exchange gender.
This is mind-blowing sex at its grandest. Providing the hunting females only absorb the energy and don’t tap into the psychic sex, the sharing of the couple is still in the definition of a pair. Group sex, as vampires define it, requires more than two vampires engaged either physically or with psychic sex or a bit of both. Irrespective, public sex in the psychic plane questions the monogamy of the married pair.
Vampires also have multiple lovers but not all their favorites have the same level of intimacy. Even a faithful, married male has favorites among the hunting females. While his wife gives him permission for sex (this is for pleasure not just the required sex), he can indulge in all of the fun sex with his favorites as described above or before.
Now it’s time to look at vampire relationships and how this defines sex roles and expectations.
