By Suzanne Carré

Anyone asked why humans have sex and they answer—because it’s fun—have the mindset compatible with vampires. In their manuals of love, the vampires relegate any sexual pleasure seeking to this category, whether it is private sex, public sex, or proper sex. Given vampire sexuality is dependent on the trust and respect established with their partner, not who they choose to go to bed with, then satisfying their sexual appetite is open to a vast repertoire of physical pleasures. There are no real social boundaries but personal limitations set in place, so every vampire can achieve the most from sex while fully respecting the needs of their partner.

So, lets have fun—vampire style

  • First thing—love your mind. Your attitude to sex needs to be guilt free so you don’t punish yourself.
  • Love your body. Your body is the vehicle of sex, it’s not the source of it. Because sex is controlled by the mind, you don’t need a perfect body to have great sex. Vampires are comfortable with their body image and not ashamed of the physical. Let your body get the most out of sex.
  • Extend the love to your partner. This means you respect their mind, their body, and their sexual appetite. Your bodies are going to work together to attain the ultimate pleasure so stay in tune.
  • Want the sex. To vampires, the sex must be wanted not convenient. This is not like a sale where if you don’t buy you miss out on a bargain. Keep fun sex free of obligations.
  • Sex is always good. Vampires see sex as reciprocal so any activity is a shared experience. And with the sharing comes the recognition that the sex was good so thank your partner, even if all you exchanged was a simple kiss.
  • No regrets.  Remember if the sex was wanted and is always good, then it doesn’t matter if it’s not “perfect.” Sex can always get better—that’s a good excuse to do it again—but never put the sex down when that means you are punishing yourself and blaming your partner.
  • No demands. Don’t expect the other person to agree just because you asked. Vampires don’t cheat or lie to get sex. Fun sex is free not forced.
  • No cost. Vampire sex is completely free—physically, emotionally and sexually. Do not charge your mind with guilt, your partner with shame, and certainly don’t use sex to gain control of the relationship.
  • Keep the sex inside. Sex is in your mind not your partner’s body, so don’t expect someone else to satisfy you sexually. It also means that going to bed with every human being on the planet won’t make you happy because you alone have to make the sex work. Our bodies are essentially the same, it’s our minds that make sex special.
  • Pure physical sex. Pleasure in the sex and know that sex is in the mind while love is in the heart. Vampires keep the two separate. Don’t expect the sex you have to make you loved, sex will fail you, and leave you feeling used.
  • Play by the rules. Sex needs to be in prospective to fully achieve the maximum from the experience. Vampires distinguish the sex for a casual affair, as public sex, separate from the sex shared with a trusted lover. Know the boundaries and don’t exploit the sex.

Vampires believe that shame of the body and guilt in the mind destroys the fun in sex, and is the start to unsatisfying sexual relationships. To keep our emotional link with sex fun and free, because we are human, it matters in part where the sex happens and with whom the sex is shared, only because of the society we live in. The where is important so it doesn’t cause any shame and the who is important for the type of sex vampires engage in. Your lover deserves nothing less than all the pleasures of private sex. A fleeting affair the vampires restrict to public sex and if it develops then the casual partner becomes a lover. That magic moment might very well lead to love or it might burn intensely with lust. To vampires is doesn’t matter the consequences of wanted sex. Think vampire and pleasure in it.

The various ways to share sex are many, too extensive for vampires to catalog so they don’t bother, then the only rule is respect yourself, and this means you will respect your partner and respect the sex. Keep it fun because vampire sex has to be fun if it will satisfy forever.

Then what is beyond this level of fun? Next I will look at the serious side of fun sex.

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